Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL not even kids who took

not even kids who took the long way home through three feet of snow

rendered with distressed texture over the black background

" Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

Bold black block text below reads "PRICK

Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL not even kids who tookOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold